i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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