My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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