People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wish I only lived at night.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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