hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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