did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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