Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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