It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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