can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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