she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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