Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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