lets start a swedish sibling band together
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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