ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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