508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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