Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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