I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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