pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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