Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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