You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
