hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
