Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
honey bunches of taint.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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