If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I want to be your penis for a week.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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