U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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