I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize