What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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