At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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