I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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