What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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