yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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