Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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