Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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