so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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