No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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