8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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