He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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