Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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