too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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