Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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