Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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