Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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