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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
