My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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