brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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