I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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