sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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