I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
