two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
