I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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