Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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