we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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