I only kidnapped one of them. chill
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Randomize
