Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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