fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
