Plan B is the new Plan A
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The adults are the big ones right?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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